Friday, November 8, 2013

Kids say the darndest things

I've decided to keep a bit of a journal of Wyatt's greatest sayings. 

11/30/13
Wyatt: Hear my toots guys? They're right here. From my bum.

11/22/13
Wyatt's prayer

Thanks for chocolate milk
Thanks I not eat oranges. 
(For dinner we told him that if he ate ONE mandarin orange that we could have a treat and pick the movie we were going to watch. After an hour of hysterical sobbing, he chose not to eat the orange. I'm just greatful that at the end of the day he was still comfortable with that decision.)

11/21/13
In the tub

Mom: Did you toot?

Wyatt: Yup!
(2 seconds later) 
Wyatt: Ewww! My stink!  Bleck!!

11/6/13
Kaden: Why did you go poo poo in your pants?

Wyatt: Ummm. Mom made me do it. 

11/4/13
Mindi:  What's in my ear? (He likes to look into ears with his flashlight)

Wyatt: Potatoes

Mindi: What's in my other ear?

Wyatt: Chickens! Ahhh!!

11/30/13
Wyatt: Mom, it's windy. Like at Pa's farm. (Burley is always windy)

Beet Harvest 2013
Wyatt: I want to drive the truck. 

Mindi: Do you have a license?

Wyatt: Yes. 

Mindi:  Who gave it to you?

Wyatt:  Ummm. Clint! 

Grain Harvest 2013
Mindi: Do you want to ride with grandpa or Clint?

Wyatt:  Clint! Pa has the old tractor.